Monday, July 5, 2010

Summer Weekend Slide Show

3 comments:

  1. good morning !
    I'm tired now..;
    so I don't concentate to you;
    but I'm thank you for your class!

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  2. Yes we have no bananas link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jT6JkceQ9FU

    Yes, we have no bananas lyrics:

    There's a fruit store on our street
    It's run by a Greek
    And he keeps good things to eat But you should hear him speak!
    When you ask him anything, he never answers "no"
    He just "yes"es you to death, and as he takes your dough He tells you
    "Yes, we have no bananas
    We have-a no bananas today
    We've string beans, and onions
    Cabashes, and scallions,
    And all sorts of fruit and say
    We have an old fashioned tomato
    A Long Island potato But yes, we have no bananas
    We have no bananas today

    Business got so good for him that he wrote home today,
    "Send me Pete and Nick and Jim; I need help right away"
    When he got them in the store, there was fun, you bet
    Someone asked for "sparrow grass" and then the whole quartet
    All answered "Yes, we have no bananas
    We have-a no bananas today
    Just try those coconuts
    Those wall-nuts and doughnuts
    There ain't many nuts like they
    We'll sell you two kinds of red herring,
    Dark brown, and ball-bearing
    But yes, we have no bananas
    We have no bananas today"

    He, he, he, he, ha, ha, ha whatta you laugh at?
    You gotta soup or pie?
    Yes, I don't think we got soup or pie
    You gotta coconut pie?
    Yes, I don't think we got coconut pie
    Well I'll have one cup a coffee
    We gotta no coffee
    Then watta you got?
    I got a banana!
    Oh you've got a banana!

    Yes, we gotta no banana, No banana, No banana, I tell you we gotta no banana today
    I sella you no banana
    Hey, Mary Anna, you gotta... gotta no banana?
    Why this man, he's no believe-a what I say… no… he no believe me…
    Now whatta you wanta mister? You wanna buy twelve for a quarter?
    Well, just a one of a look, I'm gonna call for my daughter
    Hey, Mary Anna You gotta piana
    Yes, a banana, no
    Yes, we gotta no bananas today!

    The new English "clark" (a.k.a. "clerk"):
    Yes, we are very sorry to inform you
    That we are entirely out of the fruit in question
    The afore-mentioned vegetable Bearing the cognomen "Banana"
    We might induce you to accept a substitute less desirable,
    But that is not the policy at this internationally famous green grocery
    I should say not. No no no no no no no
    But may we suggest that you sample our five o'clock tea
    Which we feel certain will tempt your pallet?
    However we regret that after a diligent search
    Of the premises By our entire staff
    We can positively affirm without fear of contradiction
    That our raspberries are delicious; really delicious
    Very delicious But we have no bananas today.

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